Showing posts with label republican. Show all posts
Showing posts with label republican. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

A Limmerick Tribute to Republican Crazies

Sarah Palin plays it coy,
Treating presidential candidacy as a toy.

A meandering bus tour,
To pull her ratings out of the sewer,

Perchance simply a Perry decoy.


Michele Bachman and facts,
With the truth she is simply lax.

Can’t seem to get much straight,
Which of course includes her mate,

Methinks Marcus is gay to the max.


Rick Perry is a king hypocrite,
A crown of mighty fools is most befit.

Writes Fed Up in 2010,
Now he is just one of those men,

Who denounces his past much like Mitt.




Sunday, August 14, 2011

Sunday Morning Programing: Get Informed, Stay Informed

Fellow liberals, do you know what separates us from "them"? Our ability to think rationally, educate ourselves, differentiate fact from fiction and always remain well informed. Okay, we also have opposable thumbs, our houses do not have wheels and we do not consider pork rinds a major food group.

In an effort to remain constantly informed, following is a listing of Sunday morning programming for today 8/14/11. Yes, many of the names listen herein cause vomit to creep up the back of your throat, but do stay the course and do not let that frighten you.


Meet the Press: Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN); Roundtable: Iowa Gov. Terry Branstad (R), Republican Strategist Mike Murphy, Eugene Robinson (Washington Post), Jonathan Martin (Politico) and Chuck Todd (NBC News).

Face the Nation: Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN); DNC Chair/Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-FL).

This Week: Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN); Former Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty (R); Roundtable: George Will (Washington Post), Republican Strategist Matthew Dowd, Amy Walter (ABC News), Radio Host Laura Ingraham and Kay Henderson (Radio Iowa).

Fox News Sunday: Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN); Roundtable: Bret Baier (Fox News), Steve Hayes (Weekly Standard) and Chair of the Iowa GOP Matt Strawn.

State of the Union: Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN); Pizza Mogul Herman Cain; Rep. Steve King (R-IA); Neil King (Wall Street Journal); Philip Rucker (Washington Post); Reliable Sources: Jackie Kucinich (USA Today); Roger Simon (Politico); Jennifer Rubin (Washington Post); Radio Host Stephanie Miller; Wayne Slater (Dallas Morning News); Felix Salmon (Reuters); David Bohrman (Current TV).

The Chris Matthews Show: Nia-Malika Henderson (Washington Post); Howard Fineman (Huffington Post); David Ignatius (Washington Post); Jamie Tarabay (National Journal).

Fareed Zakaria GPS: Paul Krugman (New York Times); Harvard University Professor Kenneth Rogoff, PhD; Author Dr. Theodore Dalrymple; British Journalist David Goodhart; Author Ahmed Rashid.

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Ode To Herman Cain

Fellow liberals,  this project has been going fairly well thus far and I certainly do appreciate your collective input. In case you missed the Michele Bachmann deadline, you can send your correspondence directly to her at:

MICHELE BACHMANN
103 Cannon HOB
 Washington, DC 20515
Phone: (202) 225-2331
Fax: (202) 225-6475

I am confident, lovely lady that she is, that should would be delighted to hear what her fellow Americans have to say about her. You betcha!

Next up ==> Herman Cain

I know, there is so much to say to our fave loony pizza dude. And you fellow liberals have such a great way of getting your message across in an effective, pointed and clear manner. As opposed, of course, to the jibber jabber that we often get from....well, Herman Cain himself!

You know the drill (and if you don't, see the prior posts) -- finish this thought:

Dear Herman Cain:

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

All Aboard The Political Bandwagon

I am a lot of things. I am a mother, a wife, a writer, a daughter, a neighbor and a friend. I am right-handed, love chocolate, am addicted to Diet Coke and adore traveling. I have a marriage that rocks, a dog that sleeps all day and two brothers who drive me insane. I am, also, a liberal.

I have been keenly interested in politics from as far back as I can remember. As a matter of fact, I recall sitting with my father watching "60 Minutes" and the evening news when I was still in elementary school. I asked questions, he patiently responded and I knew that politics had a strong hold on my family. No matter how old, how young, whatever your stage in life politics had meaning. As a matter of fact, my father seemed much more concerned that you had an active interest in politics as opposed to where you actually fall on the political spectrum.

I find that I am very much like my father in that regard. My tolerance for apathy is just about nil and I continue to be amazed when people feel that politics is so very distant from their day-to-day lives. The fact of the matter is that you are knee deep in politics all day, every day, whether you like it or not. And given that this is a fact, it is best to jump on board and at the very least educate yourself about the latest political news.

When you have a minute, ponder the impact that politics plays in your own life. Think about your job, the taxes you pay, your retirement plan, your property taxes, your child's ability to attend college, the interest rate on your credit card or your access to quality health care. It is there, a substantial force dictating big pieces of your existence.

As an American, it is your duty to stay on top of all things political. It is a responsibility that those around the world would love to have and we, selfish and self-absorbed residents of this great nation, take for granted on a daily basis. Your politics do not need to be my politics, but I do respectfully ask that you do jump into the political pool and swim the rest of us political nerds.